Do you ever wonder if the queen of england has ever given a blow job
I do now.
imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
you’re home alone and sneeze
the phone rings
someone whispers bless you
then hangs up
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I CAN’T BREATHE
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
Not The Bees (Nic Cage Dubstep) Thorpey
I laughed a bit too hard at this one.
this is glorious
Srsly what movie is this from?
it’s glorious too
Bless the internet