May 2013
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whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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bibliobimbo:
in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
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hotweiners:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
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fevra:
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
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vriska-serkitty:
sorryforpartybarackin:
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
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mexicanaqueen:
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
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certainlydraco:
so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.”
She’s done a lot of flying in her day.
A LOT OF FLYING
FLYING
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surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
ariana tall
ariana grande
ariana venti
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marrymepizza:
that thing that natalie dormer does with her mouth to assert dominance over mere mortals
whitespats:
Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
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